Answers to Questions You Never Asked

1. HOW DO YOU GET HOLY WATER?
You boil the hell out of it.

2. WHERE DO YOU FIND A DOG WITH NO LEGS?
Right where you left him.

3. WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ROAST BEEF AND PEA SOUP?
Anyone can roast beef.

4. WHY DO GORILLAS HAVE BIG NOSTRILS?
Because they have big fingers.

5. WHY DON'T BLIND PEOPLE LIKE TO SKYDIVE?
Because it scares the dog.

6. WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A HARLEY AND A HOOVER?
The location of the dirt bag.

7. HOW DO YOU CATCH A UNIQUE RABBIT?
Unique up on it.

8. HOW DO YOU CATCH A TAME RABBIT?
Tame way, unique up on it.

9. WHAT DO YOU CALL SKYDIVING LAWYERS?
Skeet.

10. HOW ARE A TEXAS TORNADO AND A TENNESSEE DIVORCE THE SAME?
Somebody's gonna lose a trailer!